Interviewer: Thanks for taking a moment out of your busy schedule to talk with us.
Easley: I always have time for the press

Interviewer: Our readers would like to know how you plan on raising more money without raising taxes
Easley: Ah, I'm glad you asked about that. Basically, we plan on taking it from the state employees.

Interviewer: That's very interesting. Exactly how do you plan on doing that?
Easley: It's pretty simple, really. First, we'll slide up beside them all sneaky like.

Interviewer: Then what?
Easley: Then we'll point somewhere and say, "What's that over there?"

Interviewer: I see.
Easley: Then while they're not paying attention, we'll reach in their pocket and grab their wallet.

Interviewer: But won't they get mad at you?
Easley: If they do, I'll just flip them this finger right here.

Interviewer: I really don't think that's going to go over well with state employees.
Easley: But it'll leave us with a big ol' pot of money.

Interviewer: Well thanks for your time.